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The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along Week 8

It’s dessert week! As most desserts are also baking and almost all baking could technically be a dessert (I said almost! Don’t remind me of the pork-and-egg-pie-fandango) this gets to be a very vague week! Almost all of this week infuriated me. Largely, this is because I’m

The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along Week 7

It’s meringue week! Which means I’ve had to triple-check how to spell meringue! I think I’m getting it right! I like it when Bake Off does a new week (provided the show never repeats the horror of Mexican week), and what amounts to just whipping egg whites

The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along Week 6

What fresh hell is this? It’s a pie! You might have noticed this Bake Off write-up is coming out a little late. Don’t worry, unlike last year I did not decide to opt out of pastry week for the sake of my mental health. I’m just dying.

The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along - Week 5

Finally, some good television! It was Chocolate week on Bake Off, and I absolutely love chocolate. (Not white chocolate, which was a bit of a shame for this week’s challenge, but we can’t have everything.) What a relief to see a chocolate week that clearly wasn’t filmed

The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along '25 - Week 4

Is it just me, or was this an incredibly dull week on Bake Off? Fair play to them for trying something new, but I just could not get excited about school week. Maybe it’s because I didn’t love school, so I found the rose-tinted nostalgia a little bit

The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along '25 - Week 3

It’s Bread week! Consistently, I get very excited for bread week. For once, I might get to make a not-sweet technical challenge. (Considering my distinct lack of a sweet tooth, doing this bake-along every year is a particularly stupid endeavour. Also for a lot of other reasons.) And yet,

The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along '25 - Week 2

It’s biscuit week! I feel like I need to issue a formal ‘thank you’ to whoever comes up with the challenges on Bake Off. Particularly, the showstoppers. Every year, we get to hear more and more ridiculous descriptions of biscuit-related items, presented as if they are a totally normal

The Not-So-Great-Bake-Along '25 - Week 1

Bake Off is back! Once again, I’ll be baking along with the technical challenges every week. I’ll be trying to answer the question - is this just mean? Bake Off used to be the feel-good reality/competition show. It was the not-like-other-shows show, but in recent years it’

American Teen Dramas Cover Reveal!

Hello! I did say in my platform switching Substack announcement that a cover reveal was incoming - and here it is! Designed by wonderful artist (and good pal and all-around excellent human being) Francine Carrel, here is the cover for my newest book - American Teen Dramas (From Sunnydale to

News is Coming!

Oh hi, it’s been a minute. I promise I haven’t disappeared into the void or fallen down a well. In fact, I’ve been slaving away over a hot keyboard doing all sorts of exciting things. (Well, writing, mostly.) I’ve got a big announcement coming very soon,

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